Diwali Break

Five days of leave and some people are leaving for home, some are staying back here. Here is a brilliant Munnabhai take on that written by one of my seniors:

Characters:
Circuit, bole to those not going home.
MunnaBhai, bole to all those going home.


[MunnaBhai was in tension one Day]
Circuit:
bhai baapu ne bola, tension nahi lena ka. Sachchayi ki raah me chalne ka.. Safalta jarur milege.. Bhai tum bas hausla aur
bharosa rakho bhai.. Akhir Ram ji ne bhi apne hausle aur bharose ke dum par sitaji ko Ravan ke chungal se nikal hi liya
tha na bhai..

[Circuit adds to it with his typical smile Circuit smile]
Are bhai, Bapu aur Ram ji me soch kitni milti thi na bhai.. Pata hai bhai Diwali aa rahi hai.. Yahan CSE ke saare lukkhe
ghar ja rahe hai bhai.. Tumko bhi ghar jaane ka hai kya bhai..

Munnabhai:
Yaar circuit, babuji ki bahut yaad aa rahi hai. Main soch raha hun gaon chala jaun. Par yahan ka kaam (HWs/MTP) ka kya
hoga..

Circuit:
Are bhai tum tension nahi lene ka bhai.. Mast ghar me enjoy karne ka bhai.. Apun hai na bhai, TAgiri, HWs sab sambhal
lega bhai.. Haan tumhara MTP to nahi kar sakta,, par haan guide ko apun vinamr ke saath jarur samjha dega bhai..

[Circuit softens his tone and then says politely]
Haan bhai, aate waqt mithai jarur leke aana bhai.. Apun ghar nahi jaraha hai na, to ghar ki yaad aayegi bhai.. Tum ghar
pe mast TP karega na bhai to apunko lagega ki apun ki bhi Diwali man gayi. Ghar ke mithai ki baat hi alag hoti na bhai..
Achcha bhai, ghar me maa babuji aur sabhi ko meri taraf se Diwali ki badhaiya, bole to shubhkamnaye, dena bhai..

Its tempting to go home, but you can't even resist the 6 days of deadline-free work I can do. Don't want to scurry home and have thoughts of courses lingering in my mind. Rather, I will go home one week later after all things are under control. My friends are going back to Pune too, so it will be pretty boring here for 2-3 days. Got to get hold of Ben Franklin's autobiography for some distractions. Kya karega, Bapu apne ko nahi dikhta hai ;)